Bored at Work?

1. Find a few dead flies.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.

3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper... Let your imagination flow.

Here are a few examples...

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Wed

Jul

2010

The Plan

Published in: Content, Workplace

In the beginning was The Plan and then came The Assumptions.
and The Assumptions were without form
and The Plan was without Substance.

Darkness was upon the faces of the workers and they spoke among
themselves saying.
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof"

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Thu

Jun

2010

Workplace Pranks

Published in: Content, Workplace

Know someone at work who always seems to be on holiday or annual leave? Or always taking a business trip? Or maybe they've just got a shockingly low immune system and always sick? (the poor love) Well here are a couple of ideas to let them know that you thought of them while they were gone…

Things to do when your colleagues are away

#1 Leave them some flowers

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Thu

Jun

2010

How To Piss People Off

Published in: Content, Workplace

pissed_off 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."